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marcopolo · 04-20-2003, 03:50 AM

The judge asked the redneck "Why did you shoot your wife?"
The redneck said "Because she was fucking my best friend."
The judge asked "Well then what did you do to your best friend?"
The redneck replied "I swatted him with a newspaper and said 'bad dog.'"

RaZ · 04-20-2003, 06:05 AM

Ah that's wrong

Fly · 04-20-2003, 06:22 AM

gotta like the beastiality jokes eh.

even though it was a ruff,ruff one

frozenstellar · 04-20-2003, 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by flyman
gotta like the beastiality jokes eh.

even though it was a ruff,ruff one

*shakes head*... lol

GremlinDelirium · 04-20-2003, 01:42 PM

so wrong... so funny... great joke!

mike2360 · 04-20-2003, 01:54 PM

Very Good

ratbastid · 04-20-2003, 02:10 PM

Man. That's wrong in all the right ways.

thingstodo · 04-20-2003, 02:55 PM

I actually have known people like that....

Ronin_Tiger · 04-20-2003, 03:33 PM

(Scrubbing vicously in the shower)

CAN'T GET CLEAN! STILL CAN'T GET CLEAN

MexicanOnABike · 04-20-2003, 08:14 PM

hehehe... bad dog.

loganmule · 04-20-2003, 08:49 PM

that's a classic...another short similar one...my wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him

asdf1001 · 04-21-2003, 09:21 AM

that took me by surprise for sure!

Mango · 04-21-2003, 10:44 AM

arael · 04-21-2003, 11:36 AM

so wrong!

DarkerCourse · 04-21-2003, 11:40 AM

That's horrible

Empty_One · 04-21-2003, 11:47 AM

I thought it was pretty funny

zaiaz · 04-22-2003, 05:05 AM

Bwwaa haa haa. Good one.

TerresqueÜ · 04-22-2003, 07:27 AM

A redo of a classic.

04-20-2003, 03:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Best Friend The judge asked the redneck "Why did you shoot your wife?" The redneck said "Because she was fucking my best friend." The judge asked "Well then what did you do to your best friend?" The redneck replied "I swatted him with a newspaper and said 'bad dog.'" __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

04-20-2003, 06:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	gotta like the beastiality jokes eh. even though it was a ruff,ruff one __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-20-2003, 01:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	so wrong... so funny... great joke! __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

04-20-2003, 01:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
mike2360 Insane Location: Beautiful Van Nuys, California	Very Good __________________ justMike

04-20-2003, 02:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
thingstodo A Storm Is Coming Location: The Great White North	I actually have known people like that.... __________________ If you're wringing your hands you can't roll up your shirt sleeves. Stangers have the best candy.

04-20-2003, 06:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
RaZ Crazy	Ah that's wrong

04-20-2003, 02:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Man. That's wrong in all the right ways.

04-20-2003, 03:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	(Scrubbing vicously in the shower) CAN'T GET CLEAN! STILL CAN'T GET CLEAN __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

04-20-2003, 08:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hehehe... bad dog. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-20-2003, 08:49 PM	#11 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	that's a classic...another short similar one...my wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him

04-21-2003, 09:21 AM	#12 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	that took me by surprise for sure! __________________ Goodbye!

04-21-2003, 11:36 AM	#14 (permalink)
arael Banned	so wrong!

04-21-2003, 11:40 AM	#15 (permalink)
DarkerCourse Banned	That's horrible

04-21-2003, 11:47 AM	#16 (permalink)
Empty_One Addict Location: Milwaukee, WI	I thought it was pretty funny

04-22-2003, 05:05 AM	#17 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Bwwaa haa haa. Good one. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

04-21-2003, 10:44 AM	#13 (permalink)
Mango Banned	Haha

04-22-2003, 07:27 AM	#18 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	A redo of a classic. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition