marcopolo

Three mice are sitting at a bar arguing about who's the toughest.

The first mouse says, "Yeah, there was the time I got caught in mousetrap trying to get some breakfast. The damn bar fell right across my back, but I just pushed up and crawled out from under it. Still ate my breakfast too."

The second mouse says, "That's nothin'. When I was just a baby I was so hungry that I ate a whole box of poison. Didn't do shit to me."

The first two mice looked expectantly at the third mouse as he quietly put out his cigarette and put some money on the counter.

Finally he said, "Whatever. You guys can stay here and bullshit all you want. I've got to go home and fuck the cat."

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Fly

i've heard of dog fuckers,but cat fuckers?

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loganmule

great joke...it goes into my joke folder

Blistex

oldie, but a goodie!