Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
 

I.
A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?"

The girl replied, "Whatever my Mommy tells him to do."



II.
A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?"

The girl replied, "My Daddy's dead."

The teacher, flabberghasted, tries to rebound by asking "What did he do before he died?"

The girl replies, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."

original.......
thanks for the laffs

funny!

Great, especially the last one!

I like that! I've got a daughter in third grade... wonder what she's saying about me?

Oh man...that second one had me laughing my ass off.

excellent

yes.......i like #2 the best

thanx eh

Funny, but i thought i was gonna see an Arnold Schwarzanegger (spelling is probably way off) joke.

That was hilarious.

Good one Xixox :)

Re: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
 

The truth hurts

good stuff! 2 funnier than 1, and 1 is still funny

holy crap that second one was great

Love the second one!

good ones

2nd = funny!

nice jokes

Both are good, the second funnier, albeit morbid perhaps.

2nd one was hilarious !!!

oh geez....

Haha, second one was great.