bobby

The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!

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Delvid

I'll be a genuis someday soon. Love the beer.

KirStang

So i gather my brain cells run in herds while alcohol molecules chase them down with spears and arrows...?

doodah

so does this increase with hard alchol? or am i just killing off all them lil brain cells? hahahahahaha

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sometimes.. we all just gotta rock out with our cock out and hang out with our wang out... its just how it is....

Bobaphat

the Clint Clavin philosophy. Nice

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itch vaccine

wahahaha at this

and this was even funnier!

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thanks for the joke, bobby

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When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
That's relativity."
- Albert Einstein

Bauer_Power

I never thought of it like that. I'm gonna go get a case of Miller High Life

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