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Xixox · 04-20-2003, 03:39 AM

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

JadziaDax · 05-26-2003, 05:34 PM

That is priceless.
Gives me a few ideas on something to do with my class...

*evil laugh*

morlock · 05-26-2003, 11:55 PM

Never raise your hand unless you get something free, your proving a point, or you know and everyone else is too chicken to say.

04-20-2003, 03:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
Xixox Crazy Location: MN-WI	Sinister Minister A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

05-26-2003, 05:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	That is priceless. Gives me a few ideas on something to do with my class... evil laugh

05-26-2003, 11:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
morlock Loser	Never raise your hand unless you get something free, your proving a point, or you know and everyone else is too chicken to say.