Funny real life names
 

So what are the funniest real life names you have heard?

The one that gets me laughing every time is Dick Trickle, the race car driver. :lol:

Cook E. Jarr

Robert Van Winkle

I swear this is true...

my scout leader's name was Rusty Boltz.
(boy, I wonder what he did to piss his parents off that much!)

I heard a guy interviewed on NPR the other day whose name was Lionel Tiger.

cmon guys...the actor Rip Torn. i mean what the hell. not sure if he had a name change since he was an actor and many do, but why would you change your name to that...thats just funny.

also, i remember one of my babysitters had a friend named William B. Williams. the middle name standed for Bill. what the fuck?

I have an uncle who's first and middle names are DeeForest Bird, their is a car dealer in western Washington who is named Dick Boyles.

There is a Dentist that practices not far from where I grew up named David A. Feick. It is pronounced "feek" but so many ppl mispronounce it "fake"

there was a New Hamshire Senator by the name of Dick Sweat

There was a senator in the early 1900's named James Hogg.
Named his daughter Ima.....she killed herself at a relatively early age.

Read this somewhere...cannot recall at this time.

I sold a computer to a Cedar Oppenheimer the other day.

Some kid in my school is named Bowman Beeman.. poor kid.

i heard of a doctor with the name Dr Payne one I saw was called Dr Hook

My mom worked with a woman named Penny Hoar, and there is a geinocologist in northern VA named Harry Beaver, no lie.

Coco Crisp, the pro baseball player for the Indians.

Went to high school with Michael Hunt ... it's true.

There's a car dealer in my home town named Richard Head.

My Dad had a customer who's name was "Gutte Kuntz"

I went to school with "Fieke Fiekema"

An old roommate of mine was named Kandi House, which was kinda funny, then she married a guy named David Dick. She took his last name...

I went to high school with "Anita Mann".
I went to college with "Margarita Drinker".
One of my business contacts is "Dick Hurtz" (wouldn't you go by Richard if you were him?). Plus, he's a lawyer.

I worked with a kid named "Richard Head" at Toy R Us. Of course I was an asshole and kept calling him Dick Head.

A person that works for the company I work for has the name. "Harry Johnson III". Does that mean that there were 2 other Harry Johnson's before him? They must have wanted to pass on the ridicule they got.
And there is also a "Anil Joi"

I met a guy in China named Wei-hung Low. Wei is pronounced way.

I used to know a kid named Mike Hunt, no lie. Kinda sad

I also have a friend who is named Franciss Nicolas Beans. But we call him Frank N. Beans!

There is a Doctor in Arlington, Virginia named Harry C. Beaver. Of course, he is a gynecologist. Listed in all of the HMO books, not an urban legend.

Chanda Leer is the daughter of the owner of Leer jet.

I used to go to school with a boy called Cosmo Mellon, poor lad :)

My dad worked with a guy called Paul Micock. The guy I replaced at work was called Robin Myring (Mr R Myring).

My brother used to work as a security guard at the high school in a nearby town, and he knew a kid there whose name was pronounced "shi-theed" but spelled "shithead."

poor kid.

I deal with a lot of people, and some of the names that I have seen stick out...

Ida Hoes
Allen Wrench
Martial Arts
Richard Heade

Anita Cox... she worked for Scottish TV

In the town that I work in there are three Ying Yang listings in the phone book.

Mike Buttram

and

Fug Dat

When i was a kid I ws visiting my cousin in Michigan. His best friend was named Harry Wiener. If i were him, I would have insisted on being called Harold.

I saw a documentary a while ago and the biologists name was Dr. Rick Titball. Is Rick short for Richard? If so then, Dr. Dick Titball.

I talked to a guy named Danky Troung. It makes me laugh and I don't know why.

Jenn Fenn

Phillip Michael Hunt (phil mike hunt... get it?) His son's name is Mike Hunt


Keith D. Molar (he's a dentist in town... Dr. Molar)

I knew a Justin Case, when I was in the Marine Corps.

i knew a person names Ima-bich Hoang

:) I found out this guy's surname was Bong

and my friend's surname is Gong.

;) These are of cos Chinese surnames. :)

--- p/s : I feel bad at laughing at a whole list of people's names. >.<

My wife used to live near a couple named Hugo Loeuk and Shimae Loeuk. Pronounced You-go Look and She-may Look. We used to amuse ourselves by thinking up even better names for their kids. :)

Worked with a guy by the name Willie Buster.

the name-plate of the principal of the first public school i went to said her name was ... believe it or not... I. P. Standing. her first name was Irene or somethin.

I heard of a golfer named Harry Oranges or something like that.

Had a client named Robert Biggins, & His nickname was Dick.
He actually had it on his desk. DICK BIGGINS

i have a friend named James Dean. no lie. My frind Polly Artz, has a cousin that i only knew by Marty, and then i saw some official document that his name was Marshal J Artz. Marshal Artz. aparently his mother's dad's name was Marshal something and named after him. and my mom worked with a guy named Willy Wilch. just thought that was funny

No sexual conotations here but there's the famous bluesman Muddy Waters and I just saw a guy on TV with the surname Armknecht (pronounced "arm connect").

My latest favourite is Waverley Person. But I do have a collection of these : Mick Fudge, Peter Haddock, Alison Faint, Gwydian Ball, Dr Days, Jessica Counter, Deanna Fiff, Mike Bones, Pierre Papier, Graham Wilbraham, Alan Winktonk, Tibor Tompe(pronounced Tee-bore Tomm-Pay), Neville Sloper, Tristram Barstam, Tom Tuff, Tim Mudd, Colin Pollard, S.Cushion, Stuart Trout, Gavin Beer, Dave Startup, Oliver Tweed, Marvin D. Saucer, Colin Brain...
I believe them all to be real names.

On a bus stop bench I saw an ad for Dr. John C. Wang
I also knew a guy at school named Harry Wang
oh yes, and 1 more.. Mike Hunt, (my cunt)

my friends dad Richard Stiffy, its not funny till he tells us he takes viagra

My mother is a doctor and has a Cambodian lady as a patient whose name is Thin Thong. Also (and this one doesn't really count, but still), my brother knew a kid in high school whose name was Dale Stump, but with a quick switcheroo, his nickname became "Stale Dump".

I knew a guy called Long Trong (Not sure about the spelling).

I just bought a truck cab, the previous owner was Michael Jackson, per the documents in the glove box.

When my wife worked at the post office in NM, there was a guy last name of Tampon. I personally would have had a name change.

Dick Sac.

Again, I don't know why some of these people go by Dick instead of Richard, or Rich, or Ricky.

Wow, there are a lot of people with this unfortunate name, except this guy i know lives in the town of Holden, so he's "Dick Hertz from Holden"

:lol: ok so far that's the best one! you can't beat that, you just can't :lol:

I have a few,
Doctor in town here her name is Hogg-Kuntz.
Guy on comercials in Michigan was Richard All (Dick All).
Guy who went to highschool with my wife Peter Eater.

My middle school principals name was Steve Stevens, and the vice principal was Brad Bradley, no joke. I had a customer named Willy Woodcock once.

Tag Jackson

I remember seeing a picture of a female soccer player with the last name Anus. I think any first name would still make that name hilarious.

I went to elementary school with a girl named April Showers
My high school counselor's name was Richard Head...

There is a OBGYN in Riverside county who's real name is: Dr.Innhur (in her) hahahahah- I thought she was lying- til I saw the name on the building!

My friend's younger brother was named Harry Mole... :lol:

Went to a a Urologist on the Gold Coast (Australia) once... dead set his name was Dr Pisko! I thought the referring Dr. was having me on. Last time I ever mentioned having pink semen!

OK there is a guy around here who owned a few retail clothing stores named Dick Liss

Then there was a kid I went to school with named Justin Case

My mom works in the OB. Best names were Cherry and Ryan. Last name Coke.

All real.

My wifes mother is a principal at a school, and has a Shithead.. (as listed above, pronounced Shi-theed).. Augusta, GA.. that may explain it.

I have a co-worker whose name is Stacey Klitz. No shit, Klitz.. just like Clits..

There is a proctologist locally here by the name of Dr. Dolford Payne.

I used to sell to a guy named Rudy Assman.

Rhoda Dick......now there is woman we can feel sorry for
Heather Godown.....her married name - I can't believe she took that
Stu Pidass....read that in the newspaper, but it's probably fake

i've forggen their last names, but they weren't important. i knew of twins that were named Orangejello and Lemonjello. their parents must've been really screwed up.

also: i seem to recall seeing those names somewhere on the internet involved in a lame-ish joke, i can attest to the reality of them. no joke.

the name itself is not funny, but there was someone with the last name 'abad' that ran an auto repair service. the shop was called "Abad Auto Repair"...it went out of business pretty shortly

the funniest one for me, i dont know why, has been beeman bowman...i just cant stop laughing at it

There is a transmission shop nearby called "Borderline Transmission" i always thought it was a pretty funny name.

I know a guy named Chris Koch (pronounced 'Koe')

I know this is stupid, but this has always cracked me up... I have an associate who's name is Wally, and his wife's name is Dori.. Wally & Dori... I'm sure most of you won't find the humor in that but it makes me giggle everytime I hear it..

I went to school with a guy named Jim Bates, and yes we called him "Master Bates"
he didn't think it was funny but we did. I currently have a customer Richard Faker. just sounds funny when its Dick Faker.

-I had a math teacher who called all the boys in his classes 'master <lastname>'. He stopped after Alex Bates showed up.
-I've met girls with the Indian first names Sukhdeep and Manmeet.
-There was a girl in my high school named Amanda Dickout

I process applications for potential employees (I work in HR):

Melody Horn
Diane Butts
Dell Lee
...I know there are lots more.......

As a kid there was a neighbor girl who lived up the street named Crystal Cupp and I hunt/fish with a guy named Dusty Sill. :D

oh i remember one. every year my school invites kids from a local underpriveledged daycare, and we spend the day with them. one of them was named "precious pleasures" no joke....i guess her mom wanted her to be a porn star

my grandpa (a teacher) had a kid by the name of Harry Bottoms.

What kind of sick evil twisted fucks were his parents anyway??

There was a guy in my high school named Something Worth Aycock. I don't know that I even learned his first name, if I did I can't remember it, because he went by 'Worth.' Therefore, he was Worth Aycock.

Then there was a guy I used to volunteer with at this museum, who's name was Harrif Ajina. (If you don't get it, run the words together.)

Last night saw a speed skater named Manli Wang

Went to school with a chap Eric Shen.
Nice guy.

I know a guy who is named Evan Evan Evans. From Louisiana...

Russ Russel or a guy i know who's middle and last names = Long Rockett

oh yea, a guy that went to my high school name wylie noblit

I used to know someone named Perri Bartlett. She had a sense of humor about it though.

the mike hunt one

Not any people names but I have seen a restaurant named "Cocks."

They specialized in chicken :scoff: yeah right.

My pharmacist's name is Seymour Weiner.

Seriously.

Went to school with a Dwayne King!

Wasn't there a swimmer with the last name of Arsenort or something???

Kathy Aho. Used to baby sit my sister.

it's why I love the navy. I've run into some great ones.
There was an SN (Seaman) Swallows.
One guy on ship had the last name of Minigoats. His rate.... IC2. They found a reason to page him over the 1MC almost every day. "IC2 Minigoats, please report to the bridge"
New a Master Chief Holder once. So at one point in his career, he was SN Holder.

Also, in Tucson Az, there is a Dr. Quack. No shit.
Went to school with an April May June as well.
And yes, there really is a Major Payne.
There is also a guy names Joe Marine, who joined, what else, the Marines.

Dr. Harry Beaver OBGYN has retired. My wife actually ran across his malpractice file while temping for Aetna some year's back, and my best friend went to elementary school with his daugher, Elizabeth.

My Aunt also had a Shithead (Shih theed) in her class.

The head of the Anthro Department at UVa my freshman year was Richard Handler. Went by Dick.

Also in Charlottesville was a purveyor and manager of substandard housing called the DeButts Land Management Corp. Owner? Richard DeButts.

Back in 1997 I was sorting resumes while listening to NPR news. A story about Viagra came up just as I pulled out a resume for a fellow named Peter Steel.

Work with a girl named Tippy Rodbumrung. When she was first hired, my office mate and I would occasionally pronounce her name a la Beavis. We also have a Wing Wang on staff, as well as a Yuk Sing (never taking him to kareoke.)

While I was working in retail, I took credit cards from folks surnamed Felch and Felcher (at different times.)

One of the greatest monsters of the 20th century began life with the name Adolph Schickelgruber. Imagine if you will how much different life might have been if his uncle Alois Hitler hadn't adopted him.

My favorite
 

Here in our town was always been the mother of A kid in my oldest daughters slass... Delight Samples. Cracks me up :D

Young Fisher
Some lady who works at the hospital my dad goes to regularly

I worked at a hotel long ago, and a lady walked in to check in. She handed me her credit card, and I said "thank you, Ms...." pause. It said Bumpass, I was floored. She exclaimed, very annoyed, "it's Bum Pess! BUM PESS!!" I almost got fired, and for what I didn't say! Probably cause I was laughing my ass off as she walked away :cool:

well my last name is Butt so I have to be very careful not to name my kids certain things such as:

Harry
Ima
Rosy
Anita
Aunna
etc etc

but I think I think if I have a son I am going to name him chase lol

In the military, I knew a Major Dick. She was pretty happy when she got promoted to LtCol Dick. Also, there was a guy near the elementary school on base, whose last name was Assman. (In the military, in base housing, they put a sign with our last name on the house. The signs are readable from the road)

I met a couple of kids whos father was a Sgt Major in the Army Airborne, her name was ''Canopy'' and he was ''RipCord''.

I also went to school with Mike Hunt. My buddies last name is klinger, at one point when he was in the Army, he was a corporal... that was an amusing time in his life...

I work at a hotel and I hear some funny names, but the best one yet has to be this doctor I checked in named Dr. Cherri Pancake...who would do that to a child??? :crazy:

I am a teacher, so I see a lot of weird names. I have students named Mister, Y'Munique (I'm unique) which was funny because I had a student in the same class named Unique, Gunner Ray, Amanda Lay, Richard Cox (Dick is short for Richard), there was a family with 4 kids: Summer, Autumn, Winter, and Spring, a family with 3 kids: Faith, Hope, and Charity. Those are all that I can think of off the top of my head. I have a student named Sheniece which would be funny if she had a brother named Henephew.

There was a guy at school whose name was:
Be A Ware

Yes, his middle name was 'A'. Not an initial! Suppose he could be tough and drop it and go by "Be Ware."

Nipul Bhattnagger (I know I probably spelled the last name wrong, but I laugh every time!) I hear Nipple Buttknocker.

Also, Debbie Deep ~ not Deborah. It just screams PORN! LOL