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he_haha 01-26-2005 02:15 PM

Russ Russel or a guy i know who's middle and last names = Long Rockett

he_haha 01-26-2005 02:17 PM

oh yea, a guy that went to my high school name wylie noblit

Squishor 01-28-2005 09:40 PM

I used to know someone named Perri Bartlett. She had a sense of humor about it though.

TheHornDog 01-29-2005 01:36 PM

the mike hunt one

Hain 01-29-2005 11:23 PM

Not any people names but I have seen a restaurant named "Cocks."

They specialized in chicken :scoff: yeah right.

ophelia783 01-30-2005 07:33 AM

My pharmacist's name is Seymour Weiner.

Seriously.

doc 01-30-2005 10:46 PM

Went to school with a Dwayne King!

Wasn't there a swimmer with the last name of Arsenort or something???

ranger 01-31-2005 12:48 PM

Kathy Aho. Used to baby sit my sister.

Seer666 02-02-2005 02:31 PM

it's why I love the navy. I've run into some great ones.
There was an SN (Seaman) Swallows.
One guy on ship had the last name of Minigoats. His rate.... IC2. They found a reason to page him over the 1MC almost every day. "IC2 Minigoats, please report to the bridge"
New a Master Chief Holder once. So at one point in his career, he was SN Holder.

Also, in Tucson Az, there is a Dr. Quack. No shit.
Went to school with an April May June as well.
And yes, there really is a Major Payne.
There is also a guy names Joe Marine, who joined, what else, the Marines.

Tophat665 02-02-2005 06:16 PM

Dr. Harry Beaver OBGYN has retired. My wife actually ran across his malpractice file while temping for Aetna some year's back, and my best friend went to elementary school with his daugher, Elizabeth.

My Aunt also had a Shithead (Shih theed) in her class.

The head of the Anthro Department at UVa my freshman year was Richard Handler. Went by Dick.

Also in Charlottesville was a purveyor and manager of substandard housing called the DeButts Land Management Corp. Owner? Richard DeButts.

Back in 1997 I was sorting resumes while listening to NPR news. A story about Viagra came up just as I pulled out a resume for a fellow named Peter Steel.

Work with a girl named Tippy Rodbumrung. When she was first hired, my office mate and I would occasionally pronounce her name a la Beavis. We also have a Wing Wang on staff, as well as a Yuk Sing (never taking him to kareoke.)

While I was working in retail, I took credit cards from folks surnamed Felch and Felcher (at different times.)

One of the greatest monsters of the 20th century began life with the name Adolph Schickelgruber. Imagine if you will how much different life might have been if his uncle Alois Hitler hadn't adopted him.

Brewer 02-03-2005 06:17 AM

My favorite
 
Here in our town was always been the mother of A kid in my oldest daughters slass... Delight Samples. Cracks me up :D

Zant 02-03-2005 04:09 PM

Young Fisher
Some lady who works at the hospital my dad goes to regularly

zhevek 02-05-2005 05:59 PM

I worked at a hotel long ago, and a lady walked in to check in. She handed me her credit card, and I said "thank you, Ms...." pause. It said Bumpass, I was floored. She exclaimed, very annoyed, "it's Bum Pess! BUM PESS!!" I almost got fired, and for what I didn't say! Probably cause I was laughing my ass off as she walked away :cool:

bookie05 02-08-2005 07:19 PM

well my last name is Butt so I have to be very careful not to name my kids certain things such as:

Harry
Ima
Rosy
Anita
Aunna
etc etc

but I think I think if I have a son I am going to name him chase lol

mojodragon 02-08-2005 08:14 PM

In the military, I knew a Major Dick. She was pretty happy when she got promoted to LtCol Dick. Also, there was a guy near the elementary school on base, whose last name was Assman. (In the military, in base housing, they put a sign with our last name on the house. The signs are readable from the road)

squirrelyburt 02-08-2005 09:19 PM

I met a couple of kids whos father was a Sgt Major in the Army Airborne, her name was ''Canopy'' and he was ''RipCord''.

I also went to school with Mike Hunt. My buddies last name is klinger, at one point when he was in the Army, he was a corporal... that was an amusing time in his life...

nspanky34 02-09-2005 01:11 PM

I work at a hotel and I hear some funny names, but the best one yet has to be this doctor I checked in named Dr. Cherri Pancake...who would do that to a child??? :crazy:

shesus 02-10-2005 05:46 PM

I am a teacher, so I see a lot of weird names. I have students named Mister, Y'Munique (I'm unique) which was funny because I had a student in the same class named Unique, Gunner Ray, Amanda Lay, Richard Cox (Dick is short for Richard), there was a family with 4 kids: Summer, Autumn, Winter, and Spring, a family with 3 kids: Faith, Hope, and Charity. Those are all that I can think of off the top of my head. I have a student named Sheniece which would be funny if she had a brother named Henephew.

ergdork 02-10-2005 05:49 PM

There was a guy at school whose name was:
Be A Ware

Yes, his middle name was 'A'. Not an initial! Suppose he could be tough and drop it and go by "Be Ware."

Hurricane1 02-10-2005 05:52 PM

Nipul Bhattnagger (I know I probably spelled the last name wrong, but I laugh every time!) I hear Nipple Buttknocker.

Also, Debbie Deep ~ not Deborah. It just screams PORN! LOL

TexanAvenger 02-10-2005 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohh_shesus
...there was a family with 4 kids: Summer, Autumn, Winter, and Spring, a family with 3 kids: Faith, Hope, and Charity..

I was having a talk with a friend of mine the other day about kids who're named after traits their parents hope they inherit, and how it can be somewhat annoying. She decided that if she had a daughter, just to spite the people that do that, she would name her after a trait she hoped her daughter would get from her: Big Tits.

I hope to god she was laughing because it was a joke... Otherwise I'm going to have to be really nice to that kid for allowing her mom to name her that.

Sage 02-20-2005 08:47 PM

probably the strangest thing i've ever seen in my stint at the hospital was a kid named "Messiah" we used to keep a list of stickers with strange names of patients, but i imagine someone important found out about it and HIPPA came to the rescue...

I've also seen twins with the names Vishnu and Shivia

saltfish 02-21-2005 10:07 PM

Richard Grandstaff

I still laugh at that one.

Tolano 02-22-2005 04:09 PM

my mom had a guy come in for an interview who was named Richard Head, he was a tatoo artist who wanted a graphic design job and was supposedly in the process of changing his name. one of my teachers also has a kid named Utah, which isn't really very funny, just weird.

thales 02-23-2005 05:52 AM

No joke: I once knew a girl named Honey Chiles.

metalgeek 02-23-2005 08:07 AM

Teacing in china, I had student with the name of Wong Wei (ei pronounced like an a)


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