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12-29-2004, 08:05 PM
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Tilted
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Hitman Test
2 men and a woman apply to be a "hitman" for the CIA.
So the man goes in for the test. The CIA agent says, we have to see if you can follow orders and complete your mission no matter the circumstances. Here's a gun, go into that room, your wife is there, you have to kill her. The man goes in, comes back out in 5 mins and says, "I can't kill my wife sir" So teh CIA agent says, we can't hire you if you can't complete your mission. So the next man shows up for the same test. Same results, he can't kill his wife either. SO the woman shows up. She is given the gun and is told to go into the room and kill her husband. The agent is waiting outside the room. Here's a bunch of gun shots, alot of banging and screaming, and then silence. A few minutes later the woman walks out and tells the agent: The gun was full of blanks so I had to beat him to death with the chair. |
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12-30-2004, 03:19 AM
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Crazy
Location: Arizona
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That was wrong! Funny...but wrong!
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01-02-2005, 12:07 AM
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Psycho
Location: on my spinning computer chair
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omg. >.< that is indeed wrong. :P
but funny...~ yes. 
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