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Its 2:30 am and I feel like posting so:
Joke 1) A seal walks into a club
Joke 2) Whats blue and sinks to the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
Joke 3) Whats red and floats at the top of the pool?
A slashed baby with floaties


Just a funny quote by my brother in response to a "while you were high your neice got into the bleach" ad

"Nothing sexier than a 6 year old drinking bleach"
-My Bro-