Peter Ngyugen's essays - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

BlitzkriegKommt · 12-28-2004, 05:56 PM

I remember reading some hillarious essays written by this kid in college, which were amazingly sarcastic and funny, unfortunately, the link is dead for those essays. Can anyone please post those essays. Thanks in advance.

cataklysm · 12-29-2004, 12:56 PM

Biography of Walt Whitman
"Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong"
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen1.jpg

Influential Person in World War 2: JimmyMCPErson
"And it can also be said, without a doubt, that he definitely existed"
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen2.jpg

U.S. CApitalism and Influence on Foreign Nations
"Who ever wins, the childern lose. And who cares? I hate kids."
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen4.jpg

Also try http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?r104:E17NO5-B2

hth

BlitzkriegKommt · 12-29-2004, 02:16 PM

Thanks a lot mate

Paradise Lost · 12-29-2004, 02:35 PM

I'm always gullible enough to wonder if someone, somewhere, actually wrote these for
a class ( 'normal' writing, or creative ) or if they're just a great gag.

Ishmal · 12-29-2004, 04:13 PM

LOL.

they are pretty good...

i especially like the one about WW2

Quote:

Originally Posted by essay

but right behind him was Hitler

and the comment in red pen

Quote:

Originally Posted by red pen

oh god no

HeeHeeHee made me chuckle

zizdog69 · 12-30-2004, 03:27 AM

I love reading those. They are always funny!

hosti|e · 12-30-2004, 07:28 PM

Brilliant. I hope he handed them in

zensheep · 01-01-2005, 01:39 AM

Seen these a few times, but whenever I read through them the sheer ridiculousness of them makes me chuckle. Thanks

Bauer_Power · 01-16-2005, 02:25 AM

That is some quality writing. Very random.

nohitters · 02-09-2005, 07:36 AM

Definitely one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life. I'll be obsesses with those for the rest of the week.

streak_56 · 02-09-2005, 10:13 AM

If I only had someone like this in my University... would've made going to class worth it.

SirLance · 02-11-2005, 03:41 PM

Tears are streaming down my face. Walt Whitman the goth child molester...

braindamage351 · 02-12-2005, 07:42 PM

The first one was the best. It was clever on top of ridiculous.

12-28-2004, 05:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
BlitzkriegKommt Upright Location: Houston	Peter Ngyugen's essays I remember reading some hillarious essays written by this kid in college, which were amazingly sarcastic and funny, unfortunately, the link is dead for those essays. Can anyone please post those essays. Thanks in advance.

12-29-2004, 12:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
cataklysm Tilted Location: New York	Biography of Walt Whitman "Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong" http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen1.jpg Influential Person in World War 2: JimmyMCPErson "And it can also be said, without a doubt, that he definitely existed" http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen2.jpg U.S. CApitalism and Influence on Foreign Nations "Who ever wins, the childern lose. And who cares? I hate kids." http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen4.jpg Also try http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?r104:E17NO5-B2 hth __________________ --Cataklysm--

12-29-2004, 02:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	I'm always gullible enough to wonder if someone, somewhere, actually wrote these for a class ( 'normal' writing, or creative ) or if they're just a great gag. __________________ "Marino could do it."

12-30-2004, 03:27 AM	#6 (permalink)
zizdog69 Crazy Location: Arizona	I love reading those. They are always funny! __________________ "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life." -Peter Gibbons, Office Space

12-30-2004, 07:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
hosti\|e Tilted	Brilliant. I hope he handed them in __________________ New Zealander and proud

12-29-2004, 02:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
BlitzkriegKommt Upright Location: Houston	Thanks a lot mate

01-01-2005, 01:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
zensheep Crazy Location: Seattle	Seen these a few times, but whenever I read through them the sheer ridiculousness of them makes me chuckle. Thanks

01-16-2005, 02:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
Bauer_Power Tilted Location: Nebraska	That is some quality writing. Very random. __________________ Odoyal Rules!!!

02-09-2005, 07:36 AM	#10 (permalink)
nohitters Tilted	Definitely one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life. I'll be obsesses with those for the rest of the week. __________________ For Sale.

02-09-2005, 10:13 AM	#11 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	If I only had someone like this in my University... would've made going to class worth it.

02-11-2005, 03:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Tears are streaming down my face. Walt Whitman the goth child molester... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-12-2005, 07:42 PM	#13 (permalink)
braindamage351 Insane	The first one was the best. It was clever on top of ridiculous.