Peter Ngyugen's essays
 

I remember reading some hillarious essays written by this kid in college, which were amazingly sarcastic and funny, unfortunately, the link is dead for those essays. Can anyone please post those essays. Thanks in advance. :thumbsup:

Biography of Walt Whitman
"Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong"
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen1.jpg

Influential Person in World War 2: JimmyMCPErson
"And it can also be said, without a doubt, that he definitely existed"
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen2.jpg

U.S. CApitalism and Influence on Foreign Nations
"Who ever wins, the childern lose. And who cares? I hate kids."
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen4.jpg

Also try http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?r104:E17NO5-B2

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Thanks a lot mate :thumbsup:

I'm always gullible enough to wonder if someone, somewhere, actually wrote these for
a class ( 'normal' writing, or creative ) or if they're just a great gag.

LOL.

they are pretty good...

i especially like the one about WW2

and the comment in red pen HeeHeeHee made me chuckle

I love reading those. They are always funny!

Brilliant. I hope he handed them in

Seen these a few times, but whenever I read through them the sheer ridiculousness of them makes me chuckle. Thanks :)

That is some quality writing. Very random.

Definitely one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life. I'll be obsesses with those for the rest of the week. :)

If I only had someone like this in my University... would've made going to class worth it.

Tears are streaming down my face. Walt Whitman the goth child molester...

The first one was the best. It was clever on top of ridiculous.