Toilet Paper and the Feminine Physique
 

Fresh from her shower, the wife stood in front of the mirror complaining to
her husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of
telling her it's not so, the husband came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" the wife asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years," the husband replied.

The wife stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat, the husband said "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

think that guy is still alive? haha

ROFL that is great

hahah this is too funny

haahahahaha....darn tats good..i was trying to think wat the ending wud be like...hahah.never saw tat coming!

Unexpected ending, brilliant!

lol never heard that one before...great joke!

Old but good.

Oh man, I got this one! (See other loser replies on the humor board to understand) :P

I have to try this one out on somebody at school though when they complain about it.

Nice answer! Of course, the guy would probably have a dent in his head after that.

You mean rubbing tissue between my ass makes it biggeR?

Gosh I gotta try it :)

LAMO! That's heck of funny!

BURN!!!!

as i was reading it i thought it was heading towards a perverted husband that likes to watch his wife play with her boobs. totally unsuspected.

That was a kick ass joke!

One of the funnier ones I've read in awhile. Great post. ;)