Boo

Welfare Check



A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job".

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

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Back button again, I must be getting old.

Ishmal

LOL...

thats a joke i haven't heard in years...

thanx 4 the reminder Boo

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red_zinfandel8

right on, bro

carrot glace

thats a keeper

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Paradise Lost

I should just stop coming to this board, because, once again, I have no idea what the actual joke is in one of these threads....

cyrnel

Heh.

"Ah, a job from the $200,000 box?"
-Placement Agent at Unemployment Office,
Lost in America

wgheow

haahaha nice one...u started it!

Delvid

That is worth keeping. Great joke.