The Little Girl And The Cop
 

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.

"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a
safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light
on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice
horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop again and said, "Next year tell
Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.

Buahaha!!! Awesome!!!! I love it!

hahaha! Oh man that's going to be re-told to my cop friend

That is a winner.

hehe nice1... I hope this is one I can remember!

Oh, my, well I have to pass this along, very good!

Hehe ROFL ; that's the best joke of this month

I must have been put into a zen-like state by the arcane power of this joke. I didn't find this one about the cop and the girl to be funny at all.

lol...quality

Awww... cute kid.

too funny for this time of year

haha, that's great

thats a great one.

haaahahaaha.... she's like little johnny's sister!

Little Johnny has a sister?!

hehe.. fun stuff.

ahahha nice

Oldie but a goodie!!

Oh that was good....lol I'm still laughing that was great!!