Beavis arrested in Oregon? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Booray · 12-19-2004, 09:33 AM

From http://www.livejournal.com/community...uck/19526.html:

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Do you miss Beavis and Butthead? Wonder where they went after they did America? Well, have I got good news for you! Turns out Beavis, in human form, is alive and well -- and committing crime right here in Oregon. Not only is this guy the spitting image of the animated headbanger also known as Cornholio, he was arrested under ... odd circumstances last week.

Chris Kemp, 37, was found inside a Gresham man's home wearing the resident's mother's clothing and playing music last Friday night. To be specific, Kemp was wearing Carlos Castillo's mother's leopard-skin hat and matching scarf. Castillo confronted the alarmingly large-foreheaded intruder, who then returned money he'd stolen and agreed to wait for the police to arrive.

So, you're asking, what about all the scratches on Kemp's huge forehead? No one knows for sure, but Kemp has garnered a bit of a cult following since his mug shot hit the 'Net last week, and The Smoking Gun offers this insight:

As for the ... mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered.
The unfortunately famous Kemp has also been featured on mugshots.com and in the Glasgow Daily Record.

Bill O'Rights · 12-19-2004, 09:45 AM

Um...ok...so where are the human counterparts to Daria, or Jane Lane? How about Betty and Veronica? Or Lois, from the Family Guy? We get...Beavis?!?

cyrnel · 12-19-2004, 09:48 AM

That has to be rough.

Coppertop · 12-19-2004, 10:29 AM

"Are you threatening me?"

sadistikdreams · 12-19-2004, 08:39 PM

Hmm. I always thought he was harmless.

Cornholio, on the other hand...

Rdr4evr · 12-19-2004, 09:09 PM

Poor guy, must've been hell growing up.

MSD · 12-19-2004, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights

Um...ok...so where are the human counterparts to Daria, or Jane Lane? How about Betty and Veronica? Or Lois, from the Family Guy? We get...Beavis?!?

I went to school with the human counterpart to Daria.

sob · 12-19-2004, 09:24 PM

Freaking hilarious is all that is!

K-Wise · 12-20-2004, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct

I went to school with the human counterpart to Daria.

Was she hot? Because I think Daria is hot in her own lil way..for a cartoon that is.

Asta!!

Bauer_Power · 01-16-2005, 02:30 AM

Another example of better living through chemistry. More meth anyone?

12-19-2004, 09:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Um...ok...so where are the human counterparts to Daria, or Jane Lane? How about Betty and Veronica? Or Lois, from the Family Guy? We get...Beavis?!? __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

12-19-2004, 08:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Hmm. I always thought he was harmless. Cornholio, on the other hand... __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

01-16-2005, 02:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
Bauer_Power Tilted Location: Nebraska	Another example of better living through chemistry. More meth anyone? __________________ Odoyal Rules!!!

12-19-2004, 09:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
cyrnel Adequate Location: In my angry-dome.	That has to be rough.

12-19-2004, 10:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	"Are you threatening me?"

12-19-2004, 09:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	Poor guy, must've been hell growing up.

12-19-2004, 09:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
sob Banned	Freaking hilarious is all that is!