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Booray 12-19-2004 09:33 AM

Beavis arrested in Oregon?
 
http://www.oregonlive.com/images/web...toonbeavis.jpg
http://www.oregonlive.com/images/web...realbeavis.jpg

From http://www.livejournal.com/community...uck/19526.html:
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Do you miss Beavis and Butthead? Wonder where they went after they did America? Well, have I got good news for you! Turns out Beavis, in human form, is alive and well -- and committing crime right here in Oregon. Not only is this guy the spitting image of the animated headbanger also known as Cornholio, he was arrested under ... odd circumstances last week.

Chris Kemp, 37, was found inside a Gresham man's home wearing the resident's mother's clothing and playing music last Friday night. To be specific, Kemp was wearing Carlos Castillo's mother's leopard-skin hat and matching scarf. Castillo confronted the alarmingly large-foreheaded intruder, who then returned money he'd stolen and agreed to wait for the police to arrive.

So, you're asking, what about all the scratches on Kemp's huge forehead? No one knows for sure, but Kemp has garnered a bit of a cult following since his mug shot hit the 'Net last week, and The Smoking Gun offers this insight:

As for the ... mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered.
The unfortunately famous Kemp has also been featured on mugshots.com and in the Glasgow Daily Record.

Bill O'Rights 12-19-2004 09:45 AM

Um...ok...so where are the human counterparts to Daria, or Jane Lane? How about Betty and Veronica? Or Lois, from the Family Guy? We get...Beavis?!?

cyrnel 12-19-2004 09:48 AM

That has to be rough.

Coppertop 12-19-2004 10:29 AM

"Are you threatening me?"

sadistikdreams 12-19-2004 08:39 PM

Hmm. I always thought he was harmless.

Cornholio, on the other hand...

Rdr4evr 12-19-2004 09:09 PM

Poor guy, must've been hell growing up.

MSD 12-19-2004 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights
Um...ok...so where are the human counterparts to Daria, or Jane Lane? How about Betty and Veronica? Or Lois, from the Family Guy? We get...Beavis?!?

I went to school with the human counterpart to Daria.

sob 12-19-2004 09:24 PM

Freaking hilarious is all that is!

K-Wise 12-20-2004 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct
I went to school with the human counterpart to Daria.

Was she hot? Because I think Daria is hot in her own lil way..for a cartoon that is.

Asta!!

Bauer_Power 01-16-2005 02:30 AM

Another example of better living through chemistry. More meth anyone?


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