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12-17-2004, 01:02 PM
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Blonde Pilots
Two blondes became best friends during flight school. After graduating, they go for a flight and have a great time. When the time comes to land they head towards the runway. As soon as they see it they start to get scared, its shorter than any runway they used during training. Just before the wheels touchdown they realize they're going way to fast and pull up just in time.
They circle the runway and the pilot tells her co-pilot that she's going to try again. They lower the flaps all the way and reduce their airspeed so low that they risk falling out of the sky but are still going way to fast for a safe landing. Fortunatly she's able to pull up just in time. The pilot realizes that they only have enough fuel for one more try. After discussing their options they decide on a drastic course of action. While the pilot begins the descent she cuts the power so they're just gliding in. The co-pilot opens their parachutes behind the plane to help slow it down. As soon as the wheels touch the ground they both stand on the wheel brakes and come to a screaching stop just as the front wheel falls off the edge of the runway. They get out and the co-pilot turns to her friend and says "That was an amazing landing. I can't believe we made it." The pilot answers "I know! I know I should feel relieved but I'm just mad. I mean, look at this runway, how can they expect anyone to land on something so short?! It's only like 20 feet long! And to make it worse they just wasted all that asphalt making it over 200 yards wide!" |
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