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Old 12-17-2004, 08:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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oldy but goody

One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the Chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As more firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files. Still no takers.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. They had fled Europe after WW2, and formed their own town.

To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these old Norwegians, passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant...and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Norse old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.

The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though, elderly, Norse firefighters.

The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Vell," said Olee Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst ting vee doo is fix da brakes on the fookin truck!!!"
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Old 12-17-2004, 10:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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A true classic, Thanx man!
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Old 12-17-2004, 11:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Not many jokes are worth a repost. This one is.
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Old 12-17-2004, 11:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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nice joke, classic
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Old 12-17-2004, 01:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That is a classic.
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Old 12-18-2004, 12:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hahaha took me a bit but i got it
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Old 12-18-2004, 07:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That's great.....
Thanks
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Old 12-20-2004, 03:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Now THAT'S funny!
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Old 12-20-2004, 04:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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good one...
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Old 12-21-2004, 01:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Total classic!
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Old 12-21-2004, 01:31 AM   #11 (permalink)
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a nice one.....
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Old 12-21-2004, 01:57 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Very Good
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:19 AM   #13 (permalink)
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nice one

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Old 12-21-2004, 06:46 AM   #14 (permalink)
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A real "knee slapper" as we say in Oklahoma.
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Old 01-16-2005, 02:41 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Not that funny.
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Old 01-16-2005, 09:51 PM   #16 (permalink)
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cute, and a classic I hadn't heard before...
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