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bobby · 12-15-2004, 04:49 PM

A CHRISTMAS STORY

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This
stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out Heaven
knows where.

More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and The
toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa
went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden
the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he
accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little
pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found
that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He
opened the door, and there was a little Angel with a great big Christmas
tree.

The Angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little Angel on top of the Christmas
tree.

THE END.

BlitzkriegKommt · 12-15-2004, 06:39 PM

bwahahaha, Thanks, I needed that, that was a good laugh.

Ishmal · 12-15-2004, 07:22 PM

LOL.

i read that as a reply in another thread...

thanx 4 giving it a whole thread bobby, its great...

KMA-628 · 12-15-2004, 07:57 PM

i'm gonna have to pass this one on....

It's been awhile since I have read a new joke (that I hadn't heard before) and chuckled.

carrot glace · 12-16-2004, 11:46 AM

a nice christmas joke thanks!

SirLance · 12-16-2004, 04:20 PM

What a classic!

wgheow · 12-18-2004, 10:47 AM

haaaaaaaHAHAAHAHAHAAHA !

tommy thompson · 12-18-2004, 10:57 PM

Hahahhahh! Too bad it was not my boss giving that tree to santa....he could use the tree up there, really.

12-15-2004, 04:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	A CHRISTMAS STORY A CHRISTMAS STORY When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out Heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and The toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little Angel with a great big Christmas tree. The Angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" And so began the tradition of the little Angel on top of the Christmas tree. THE END. __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

12-15-2004, 07:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	LOL. i read that as a reply in another thread... thanx 4 giving it a whole thread bobby, its great... __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

12-16-2004, 11:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	a nice christmas joke thanks! __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

12-16-2004, 04:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	What a classic! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-18-2004, 10:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	Hahahhahh! Too bad it was not my boss giving that tree to santa....he could use the tree up there, really. __________________ ...a wandering soul...

12-15-2004, 06:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
BlitzkriegKommt Upright Location: Houston	bwahahaha, Thanks, I needed that, that was a good laugh.

12-15-2004, 07:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
KMA-628 ....is off his meds...you were warned. Location: The Wild Wild West	i'm gonna have to pass this one on.... It's been awhile since I have read a new joke (that I hadn't heard before) and chuckled.

12-18-2004, 10:47 AM	#7 (permalink)
wgheow Upright Location: kuala lumpur, malaysia	haaaaaaaHAHAAHAHAHAAHA !