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Old 12-15-2004, 09:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Ladder to Success

The Ladder To Success

One day, Harry came upon a tall ladder that stretched into the clouds.
Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the
layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying here on a cloud.

She spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"

Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing.
He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.

She also spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"

Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.

She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"

Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.

"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered.

Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed got the best of him. He
climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar. Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400 pound, 6'8" hairy guy with tattoos. The guy gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry. Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?"

The biker answers, "I'm Cess."
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahahahahahaha. Nice one. *saves*
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Old 12-16-2004, 05:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Excellent on ! thanks !!!
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Old 12-16-2004, 11:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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open the latch! i like this one
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Old 12-16-2004, 04:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Do you want the voluptuous virgin behind door #2 or...

That was absolutely hysterical. Great joke.
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Old 12-19-2004, 09:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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That's great
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahaha, excellent joke! thanks!
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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/cry

I dont get it Who's Cess?
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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It's a phonetic joke. The ladder to "suck" cess.
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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ohhh

/chuckle
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Old 12-21-2004, 08:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hehe, took me a while.
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:14 PM   #12 (permalink)
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*throws up the O*

owned.
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Old 12-25-2004, 11:10 AM   #13 (permalink)
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haaha..i didn't really understand at first..then i read it again..and.. got it.. suc-cess
haahahahaha..
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Old 01-16-2005, 02:43 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Knew it had to end like that.
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