Ishmal

i've done a search and found an Amusing Break-Up letter... but not this one... i got it in a e-mail so some of you have probely read it but...

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between
us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you
twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals
he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that
envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to
me. Take Care, Ricky



i liked it!

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aintyoboyfriend

hahaha. thats clever.

Painted

yeah, i would use that one if i were overseas