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Old 12-13-2004, 07:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Anyone remember the show Rainbow?

I grew up watching the kids TV show Rainbow. Here is a link to an old show. Wait for it to load and hit the yellow button.

Enjoy



btw - this is real.... this show actually was broadcast.
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "

George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around.

Ooooooh Geoffrey, have you dropped one.

Ooooooh, I've got it in"

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.

Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

George: "Let's sing that plucking song."

Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.

Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."

Roger: "Banging can be fun."

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."

Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."

"Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."

Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget to get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye."
Classic

Click the link to watch it.
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thats great! They had that on tv without getting in trouble. LOL!
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Old 12-14-2004, 12:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
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nice one old memories of the scary singers rod jane and freddy and who was doing who.
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Old 12-14-2004, 10:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That is so freaking funny, holy shit.

I can't believe this was real...
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Old 12-14-2004, 10:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Wow, that got me rolling at work. Getting a few stares here. I wish shows like this would make a come-back.
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Like they'd get away with that now??
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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This is over on the Snopes Forums; apparently, it was done as a self-parody for some competition, and was never put over the air.
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:41 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's fucking hilarious!

Especially the dialogue with Jane, Rod, and Roger.

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Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?"
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