The Perfect Marriage
 

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
leasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to
me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

Very funny.

ouch!!!!!!

interesting haha

ahahahah was very unexpected and funny as.!!

Shes in trouble.

BUSTED!

-Mikey

where can I get one

that's probably the first joke that really dropped my jaw. what a clever bastard

Uuuh, the kids? What kids? Those are my sisters....muhahahahaha

wahaahahahaa!

Hahahaha brilliant!

OH MAN! That's freaking brilliant! Geeze... HA HA HA!

Dirty whores one and all! I love it.

awesome punchline! :D

great joke...a definite addition to my folder

Great joke; loved the punchline.

Ahh, geriatric love. got me all warm inside

is it wrong if i was turned on by this joke?