hoobajoo

I couldn't find anything similar with a few searches but this is probably a duplicate:

One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards
with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on.

He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of
water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen
and said "Did you like what you saw?"

Mike said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that but
it will cost you $600."

So Mike thought about his financial situation and said O.K. She said
come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then.

Mike said, "I'll see you then."

The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he
left. Later, Terry came home and asked,

Has Mike been over here today?"

She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did.

Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and
asked to borrow $600 till this evening, and he said he would leave it
with you."

crossificio37

totally clever

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Zephyr66

dunno if its a repost, but its really old

Painted

Haha thats great.. wish it'd happen to me