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Old 05-21-2003, 03:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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IT Personnel

Comprehending IT Personnel

Take One
Two IT students were walking across the park when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second IT guy nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."


Take Two
An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The IT guy said, "I like both. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."



Take Three
To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.



Take Four
An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The IT guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the IT guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?".

The IT guy said, "Look I work in IT. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog-now that's cool."
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Old 05-21-2003, 05:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol..
good ones.. but old.. but still good..
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: IT Personnel

Quote:
Originally posted by Janie

To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
I seem to recall an old Dilbert strip that
ended with him saying "Good thing I
keep the other half of my water in this
redundant glass."

Hmm... maybe you had to see it...
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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IT guy huh? These are really engineer jokes, but the translation works quite well, except for the glass half full/ half empty...makes more sense with an engineer!
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Old 05-22-2003, 02:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Funny stuff!
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Old 05-22-2003, 02:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Those are funny.
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Old 05-22-2003, 03:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Funny shit! Thanks
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