Mobo123

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no
soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it,
not bothering to dress.

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the
showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his
way.

Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.

Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
" Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.
Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.

Now the third nun decides to have a go.
She pulls once, Then twice and three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells...
"Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion too!"

Ilow

baaahaahaa

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gar1976

*chuckles*

Nice.

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They made pong look like a story driven RPG with a dynamic campaign.

Delvid

Got a laugh out of that one.

Zephyr66

wasnt gonna read it due to the generic name, but im glad i did, great one

small one

Love the religious jokes

Blackthorn

Hahaha...Reminds me of the Taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's....or was that the peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's?

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