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Old 12-06-2004, 12:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car....

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I
clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "officer I had it
on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly
dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The
wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
teeth, "Dam it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing
your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic fine." The driver says, "Yeah,
well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me
over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have
your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The
officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Only when he's been drinking."
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Old 12-06-2004, 01:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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OWNED!!! HAHAHA
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Old 12-06-2004, 11:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thats funny...
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Old 12-07-2004, 12:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Man, that was so funny! I wasn't expecting the last line.
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Old 12-07-2004, 07:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I'd divorce her. Immediately.




::and the slap the bitch upside the head::
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Old 12-07-2004, 09:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
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She'd be walking home...
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Old 12-07-2004, 01:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I would make her work off the fines with the officer.
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Jeez don't any other women read this, or do we just all keep our mouths shut?
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Old 12-08-2004, 07:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Delvid
I would make her work off the fines with the officer.
Alright, it's a pretty good joke... but can we keep the misogyny to ourselves?
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:12 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Fantastic! Didn't even see the punch line coming.
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Old 12-11-2004, 02:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hi, I was beginning to have the same thoughts. It's just a joke, right! Play nice. It made me laugh, that's all.
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Old 12-11-2004, 02:34 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I would have killed her and the made her walk home.

Quote:
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Jeez don't any other women read this, or do we just all keep our mouths shut?
I'm a woman. I thought it was funny.
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Old 12-12-2004, 10:15 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old one, but still funny
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Old 12-12-2004, 10:42 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Ahhaha, i've never heard that one, nice.
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Old 12-12-2004, 12:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I thought it was funny, the joke I mean, the majority of the comments, in my opinion, were not.
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Old 12-13-2004, 09:51 AM   #16 (permalink)
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excellent!! HAH! THanks!
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