Brewmaniac

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and said, ?I?m sorry. *I thought you were wife. *You look exactly like her.?

?Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable asshole!? she screamed.

?Funny,? he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Delvid

Yup sounds just like a wife.

SirLance

Hey, how did my ex get into this joke!?!

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