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12-03-2004, 04:47 PM
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It wasnt me
Location: Scotland
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DIG!
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice shout 'DIG!'. He looks around but nobody's there. I'm having hallucinations, he thinks.
Then he hears the voice again, 'I SAID DIG!'. So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands and, after some time, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock. The deep voice says 'OPEN!'. So the man opens it and he sees a lot of gold coins. The deep voice says 'TO THE CASINO!'. The man takes the chest to the casino and the deep voice says 'ROULETTE!'. So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief. The deep voice says '27!'. He takes the whole pile and drops it at 27. The table nearly bursts. Everyone is quiet when the croupier spins the ball. The ball stays at 26. The deep voice says 'SHIT!'
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