SirLance

Two blonde prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

Two Prostitutes -- $50.00

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:

Jesus Saves

One of the blondes asks the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the same two blonde ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

But when he caught up with them, he found they had changed their sign:

Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00

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Lokus

Hahaha! That's clever.

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carrot glace

nice, gave me a chuckle

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Delvid

Sirlance is on a roll. Great joke.