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Old 12-03-2004, 12:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Fred & Ethel

Fred and Ethel had been married for 20 years, but Ethel had finally gotten sick and tired of one of Fred's strange habits.


Every time they made love, Fred insisted on shutting off the lights. After 20 years Ethel felt this was ridiculous, and figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw Fred was using a battery-operated pleasure device -- a vibrator!

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him. "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

"I'll explain the toy," Fred says, looking her straight in the eyes, "if you explain the kids."
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Old 12-06-2004, 05:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HaaHaaHaa...

i bet she wishes she didn't do that!!!
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Old 12-06-2004, 07:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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she's so busted!!
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