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ratiocination · 12-03-2004, 01:20 AM

Bonds are like bears; some of them are polar.

You have an identity don't you? yeah ? what's your inverse?

Ions are like numbers, some of them are complex.

Protons are 10 cents. Electrons are 10 cents. Neutrons are free of chargeg.

What did Santa Clause use to travel really fast? Rudolph the Red-Shift Reindeer.

itch vaccine · 12-03-2004, 01:35 AM

omg, :'''( *sob*

those are really sad.

Dilbert1234567 · 12-03-2004, 02:16 AM

hehe you get a chuckle here

GMontag · 12-03-2004, 03:22 AM

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are at a cafe sitting at an outside table having a cup of coffee. Their attention turns to the woman walking in the front door of the cafe. They watch her open the door, walk in, and close the door behind her. The scientists return to their conversation, but are interrupted shortly when the door opens and the woman walks out with a man at her side.

The physicist remarks, "Our original sample must have been faulty."

The biologist counters, "She must have reproduced while inside."

The mathematician concludes, "Now, if exactly one person walks into the cafe, it will be empty again."

Lokus · 12-03-2004, 02:12 PM

Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because oct 31 = dec 25

telekinetic · 12-03-2004, 02:31 PM

Last two are awesome

Another two that I'm sure is a repost

Two atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one of them stops and starts checking his pockets.

"Hang on a second, I think I've lost an electron."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'm positive!"

Harharhar.

The other one is a poem.

Willie was a chemist
But willie is no more
What Willie thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

joeshoe · 12-03-2004, 07:07 PM

Hahaha, GMontag, Lokus, and twistedmosaic's jokes are hilarious. The original jokes of this thread felt like corny puns, heh.

ratiocination · 12-05-2004, 02:38 AM

hahahahaha .. maybe this one will be better:

Two electrons are sitting on a bench in the park. Another electron comes walking by and says:"Hi there, can I come sit with you?", to which the electrons reply:"Don't be ridiculous, we aren't Bosons."

wgheow · 12-05-2004, 10:46 AM

haaha..this thread is reli for scientist to laugh at !

ratiocination · 12-06-2004, 02:02 AM

lol.... A geometer went to the beach to catch the rays and became a TanGent.

12-03-2004, 01:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
ratiocination Tilted	Really sad Physics, Maths, Chemistry Jokes Bonds are like bears; some of them are polar. You have an identity don't you? yeah ? what's your inverse? Ions are like numbers, some of them are complex. Protons are 10 cents. Electrons are 10 cents. Neutrons are free of chargeg. What did Santa Clause use to travel really fast? Rudolph the Red-Shift Reindeer.

12-03-2004, 02:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	hehe you get a chuckle here __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

12-03-2004, 02:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
Lokus I can't think of a good title Location: East Bay Area, CA	Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because oct 31 = dec 25 __________________ The black wind howls...

12-03-2004, 02:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	Last two are awesome Another two that I'm sure is a repost Two atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one of them stops and starts checking his pockets. "Hang on a second, I think I've lost an electron." "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!" Harharhar. The other one is a poem. Willie was a chemist But willie is no more What Willie thought was H2O Was H2SO4 __________________ twisted no more

12-03-2004, 01:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	omg, :'''( sob those are really sad.

12-03-2004, 03:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
GMontag Upright	A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are at a cafe sitting at an outside table having a cup of coffee. Their attention turns to the woman walking in the front door of the cafe. They watch her open the door, walk in, and close the door behind her. The scientists return to their conversation, but are interrupted shortly when the door opens and the woman walks out with a man at her side. The physicist remarks, "Our original sample must have been faulty." The biologist counters, "She must have reproduced while inside." The mathematician concludes, "Now, if exactly one person walks into the cafe, it will be empty again."

12-03-2004, 07:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
joeshoe Crazy Location: California	Hahaha, GMontag, Lokus, and twistedmosaic's jokes are hilarious. The original jokes of this thread felt like corny puns, heh.

12-05-2004, 02:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
ratiocination Tilted	hahahahaha .. maybe this one will be better: Two electrons are sitting on a bench in the park. Another electron comes walking by and says:"Hi there, can I come sit with you?", to which the electrons reply:"Don't be ridiculous, we aren't Bosons."

12-05-2004, 10:46 AM	#9 (permalink)
wgheow Upright Location: kuala lumpur, malaysia	haaha..this thread is reli for scientist to laugh at !

12-06-2004, 02:02 AM	#10 (permalink)
ratiocination Tilted	lol.... A geometer went to the beach to catch the rays and became a TanGent.