Who is your favorite Comedian
 

Well?

For me its George Carlin, Eddie Izzard, and Dave Chappelle

*When they are going over the proper way to buckle your seat belt i'm plotting my course to the exit. I'll hurdle past the fat guy, knock down the old lady, and step on the kid*
*sprinkles some crack on you*
*Ciao*

I'd have to say Robin Williams and George Carlin are my favorites.

Carlins hippy weather report is tops.

And Robin Williams' "Mai Tai... Polaniesion word for dumb fuck."

Billy Crystal did excellent stand up, "You rlook mahvelous!", "I hate when that happens".
The Frantics shit a piece of pie and Robin Williams round out my top three.

I like lewis black as long as he uses new material. There are a lot of funny comedians on BET comic view as well.

Eddie Izzard....and yes I'm striaght:D

"C'mon JUST SUCK MY BACK!!!" :) My fav Cook quote.


My favorite comedians are Dennis Leary, Lewis Black ( If you don't know him DL something from him off Kazaa, he is god.) and last but not least Mitch Hedberg.


"Ya know some people say life sucks then you die. They're wrong, I believe life sucks then you get cancer, go into chemo, lose all your hair, then one day the cancer goes into remission you come out feeling good about yourself then a truck hits and MAYBE you die!"

--Dennis Leary "No Cure for Cancer"

"Every year I do my taxes and every year theres one question, when I get to I just go booauh and pass out. What is your non-farm income? Well that implies I own farmland. Now I know I did alot of LSD in my day, just in-case you guys didn't know that I DID, but I think I'd remember purchasing FARMLAND!! Well I gotta go now and find this farm of mine cause if I don't hurry I'll bet all the pig and ponies have died!"

--Lewis Black "Taxed Beyond Belief"


"I went to this heavy metal concert last night, man. It was off the hook, this band called Monster Magnet. The lead singer he comes out and says 'How many of you feel like humans?!' And I cheered. But then he said 'How many of you feel like animals?!' Then everyone else cheered. You see I didn't know there was a second part to the question. 'Yes I feel like a human, I do not feel like a tree.'

--Mitch Hedberg, Comedy Central Special

george carlin and chris rock!

I like Bill Cosby still, yes, I know he's old, but he's still funny. Dave Chapelle and Chris Rock are probably rounding out my top 3.

Richard Pryor in his prime was untouchable.

Then Eddie Murphy came along.

I think Robin Williams is my all time favorite. His HBO special last year from New York was hilarious!! If you haven't seen it, the DVE is out. Get ready to cry laughing

Glad

George Carlin yeah he is it

Wanda Skyes...Wanda at Large tickles my funny bone like Family Guy used to.

RW is up on my list...

"Hey women, is this what we look like when we go down on you? *puts head in elbow crease*"

All-time favorite must be Bill Hicks. May his soul rest in peace.

Right now, Dane Cook and Pablo Fransisco.

george carlin, david cross, lewis black.

dave hughes

hes australian, he doesnt reherse, just makes up shit about whatever he wants too. always funny

Red Fox, Richard Pyor & Eddie Murphy

Mitch Hedburg rocks.
"Death metal bands have such intense names. Rigor Mortis. Mortuary. Obituary. We weren't nearly as intense. Wounded. We later switched to Acapella, as we walked out of the pawn shop."
"You should never wave at someone you don't know cause what if they don't have a hand? Then they'll think you're cocky. Look at what I got motherfucka. This shit is useful. I think I'll go pick something up."
Pure genius.

George Carlin

Bill Hicks
Jerry Seinfeld (mainly the show, but standup is good as well)
Eddie Murphy
Robin Williams

they're the main ones i listen to. I am sure there are heaps of others out there waiting to be discovered.

Just saw lewis black in a comedy club here in my city on thurs night. Must say that was one funny SOB ! :)

Him and dane cook are my two favs for todays preformers.

"Last time this brotha felt a breast was in a bucket of KFC"
-Chappelle in Nutty Proffessor. Priceless.

Jay Leno, Seinfeild and Adam Sandler...

Those are prolly my two faves as well. Carlin is a genius but I'll add these 3 cause 2 of them are creative genius's....and the other guy is just funny

Robert Schimmel
Zack Galfafuckinforgothowtospellhislongassfuckinlastname
STEVEN WRIGHT

My ex-girlfriend was diagnosed with schitzophrenia last week....and you should never joke about that stuff but...yesterday she called my house....and my caller ID....exploded! - Zack

(While playing the piano...cause...thats how he does it)
My roomate is chinese...and I'm always playing the piano.....and whenever she comes into the house I play(plays chop sticks) and she looks at me and she's like "Why do you always play that when I come into the house?" and I say it's because I don't have a gong - Also Zack

I was walking my dog around my building this morning....on the ledge.....see some people are afraid of heights....I'm afraid of widths - Steven

My wife has a king-size bed I have a court jester size bed......the ends curl up and have little bells on them - also Steven

This morning my wife leans over to me and says "Did you sleep good?" I said....no...I made a few mistakes - Steven again

So before I left on this tour my wife stopped me and she asked me "So how long are you going to be gone on this tour" and I was like...."The whole time".... - Steven has countless good ones.

Asta!!

Mitch Hedburg is so god damn funny.. the way he talks and stuff is great. think he one of my fav's

Tommy Cooper:

"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local
swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'"

I hurt my back the other day. I was playing piggy back with my 6 year old nephew, and I fell off.

"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."

'Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaaggh!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

Steven Wright for me

Dave Chappelle,Chris Rock,Jerry Stienfield,and Richard Pryor are my favs

current folk: Dennis Leary and George Carlin
alltime list: Fred Allen, Bob Hope, and Jack Benny & company

Steven Wright, Chappelle, and Seinfeld

My favorite line from Mitch Hedburg is where it tlaks about how long it takes to cook baked potatos in the oven.

"Sometimes I throw a couple of potatos in the oven even when I'm not hungry, because by the time they're done...you never know."

George Carlin, Chris Rock, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy. I could go on, but those are the ones that I laugh the hardest at!

Eddie Izzard - unique, funny, a British transvestite who fancies women

Im Gonna have to go with Chris Rock. Down to earth nearly killed my laughing.

LEWIS BLACK.

BAR FUCKING NONE :)

i like dave attell from the insomniac show. his stand up is even funnier than the show.........

Schimmel or Pryer years and years ago

Eddie Izzard has the best stand-up act I've ever seen performed by a transvestite.

yea ill have to go with mitch hedgeberg... if someone retells his jokes they just arent teh same, because the way he talks makes them completely!

"I havent slept for three days..... because that would be toooo long" -MH

Rodney Carrington, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall

Yes I am a redneck.