Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Humor (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-humor/)
-   -   Just my luck!.... (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-humor/77272-just-my-luck.html)

bobby 11-28-2004 06:27 PM

Just my luck!....
 
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."

:crazy:

Infernal 11-28-2004 08:00 PM

lol I wasnt' expecting that.

Ishmal 11-28-2004 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infernal
lol I wasnt' expecting that.


HeeHee

i bet the bikie wasnt expecting it either...

good joke Bobby.

cybersharp 11-30-2004 12:14 AM

Ha! That was totaly unexpected. Nice one:)

freeload 11-30-2004 12:43 AM

Nice!

The unexpected ending /punchline made me giggle in the officespace

p0thead 12-01-2004 03:54 PM

LOL, i wasnt expecting that and im sure the truck driver wasn't either

TexanAvenger 12-01-2004 04:54 PM

I've seen different variations of the same joke before, but still makes me smile every time I read it

Avail 12-01-2004 05:03 PM

Heh, same here Texan.


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 08:17 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46