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Old 11-23-2004, 02:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Things you can only say at Thanksgiving

Talk about a huge breast!

Tying the leggs together keeps the inside moist.

It's cool whip time!

If I dont' undo my pants, I'll burst!

Wow, thats one terrific spread!

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

Are you ready for seconds yet?

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

Don't play with your meat.

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

You still have a little bit on your chin.

How long will it take after you stick it in?

You'll know it's ready after it pops up.

Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

Thats the biggest one I have ever seen!

How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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Old 11-23-2004, 02:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i'll probably say one or two of those myself
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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So, why can you only say that at Thanksgiving?
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Old 11-24-2004, 07:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I say those all the time

and it's never at thanksgiving. :\
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Old 11-24-2004, 05:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Funny stuff, these are my favorites:
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I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

You still have a little bit on your chin.
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Old 11-25-2004, 02:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Tying the leggs together keeps the inside moist.

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
I almost fell off my chair laughing at these but the above ones were my favourites.
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Old 11-25-2004, 02:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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haahaha.. here's one more..

Stuff it in there properly dear, or it'll leak.
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