Rubber on that stick... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

GoldenOuroboros · 05-20-2003, 03:56 PM

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him:
"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!"

The blind man replies:
"If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus, so shut the F... up!!!!"

small one · 05-21-2003, 12:48 AM

Good joke spoilt by swearing when not needed

riptide4070 · 05-21-2003, 07:26 AM

not bad

05-20-2003, 03:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Rubber on that stick... A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him: "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!" The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus, so shut the F... up!!!!" __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

05-21-2003, 07:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	not bad __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-21-2003, 12:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Good joke spoilt by swearing when not needed