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Mobo123 11-16-2004 12:25 PM

CIA Assasins
 
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. Then the agents heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, 'This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

KinkyKiwi 11-16-2004 02:21 PM

hahaha!! that made me grin ear to ear...hehehe..yup..takes a woman to do it right...

Seething 11-16-2004 03:33 PM

I heard that one before, but with 3 men instead. Personally, it was funnier with the last "assassin" being a man. Maybe that's just me though.

lyxo 11-16-2004 07:02 PM

No, I think it's more effective with the woman. Creates a gender conflict. Controversial jokes are the best.

Ishmal 11-17-2004 11:13 PM

i agree with lyxo.
i've now heard both versions and think this is funnier

Paradise Lost 11-17-2004 11:16 PM

That's definately one of the better jokes I've heard in some... :)

Fenton-J-Cool 11-22-2004 11:15 PM

i'm going with the man-funny
sorry ladies, you cant have it all

kd4 11-28-2004 02:22 PM

:lol: good one

klo 11-28-2004 03:36 PM

Nice one, one of the better jokes.

TexanAvenger 12-13-2004 08:24 PM

I definitely think this one's better with the gender conflict involved.

By the way, how do you know the CIA wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination?
He's dead, isn't he?


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