Mobo123

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. Then the agents heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, 'This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

KinkyKiwi

hahaha!! that made me grin ear to ear...hehehe..yup..takes a woman to do it right...

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Seething

I heard that one before, but with 3 men instead. Personally, it was funnier with the last "assassin" being a man. Maybe that's just me though.

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lyxo

No, I think it's more effective with the woman. Creates a gender conflict. Controversial jokes are the best.

Ishmal

i agree with lyxo.
i've now heard both versions and think this is funnier

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Paradise Lost

That's definately one of the better jokes I've heard in some...

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Fenton-J-Cool

i'm going with the man-funny
sorry ladies, you cant have it all

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kd4

good one

klo

Nice one, one of the better jokes.

TexanAvenger

I definitely think this one's better with the gender conflict involved.

By the way, how do you know the CIA wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination?
He's dead, isn't he?