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cchris · 11-13-2004, 07:31 PM

Said the doctor as he placed the stethoscope onto the chest of an elderly and slightly deaf Lady.

She sighed

Yes,they used to be.

Gopher · 11-14-2004, 03:49 PM

Groan.... !

Paradise Lost · 11-14-2004, 04:46 PM

Maybe I'm a retard, but I'm confused... :P

Shpoop · 11-14-2004, 06:42 PM

and all the better off for it

groaaan

itch vaccine · 11-15-2004, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paradise Lost

Maybe I'm a retard, but I'm confused... :P

Big breath misunderstood for big breasts

Lady sighed and said "Yes, they used to be"

Fenton-J-Cool · 11-22-2004, 11:56 PM

Now that's a whole lot of inference!

small one · 11-23-2004, 01:13 AM

Dear, oh dear

Delvid · 11-23-2004, 09:29 AM

I am a little slow. Thanks itch.

Big Cholla · 12-08-2004, 08:34 PM

When instructing a shooting class for CCW, I commonly tell the class, "Take Big Breaths between shots." Sometimes I shorten that down to just "Big Breaths." One lady pointedly ask me, "Why are you saying, "Big Breasts?" I guess that she had not been paying attention earlier. :-) ...... No, she wasn't!

11-13-2004, 07:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Big breaths Said the doctor as he placed the stethoscope onto the chest of an elderly and slightly deaf Lady. She sighed Yes,they used to be.

11-14-2004, 04:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	Maybe I'm a retard, but I'm confused... :P __________________ "Marino could do it."

11-22-2004, 11:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fenton-J-Cool Insane Location: Toronto	Now that's a whole lot of inference! __________________ wra

11-14-2004, 03:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gopher Upright	Groan.... !

11-14-2004, 06:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	and all the better off for it groaaan

11-23-2004, 01:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Dear, oh dear

11-23-2004, 09:29 AM	#8 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	I am a little slow. Thanks itch.

12-08-2004, 08:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
Big Cholla Upright Location: Las Vegas, Nevada	When instructing a shooting class for CCW, I commonly tell the class, "Take Big Breaths between shots." Sometimes I shorten that down to just "Big Breaths." One lady pointedly ask me, "Why are you saying, "Big Breasts?" I guess that she had not been paying attention earlier. :-) ...... No, she wasn't!