Favorite Simpsons Quote
 

What's your favorite quote from the Simpsons?

Homer: My brain only holds so much. Every time I learn something new, I forget something. Like remember the time I took the wine-making class and forgot how to drive?
Marge: You were drunk!

"English. Who needs English? I'm never going to England!"

Lisa: And she's dating Mr. Flanders.
Homer: Who the hell is Mr. Flanders? Ohhhh... Flanders......

Homer: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

"Simpson-Homer Simpson , he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. D'oh!"

Me fail English? Unpossible!

Lenny: "Nuttin' like vengence for gettin' back at people"
Carl: "I don't know, revenge is pretty good, too."

forbidden donut arrrrrgh

It's a pornography store! I was buying pornography!

"Not to-day disco la-day"

Disco Stu is awesome.

"I'm not a super genius! Or are I?"

Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

Burns: I just want to be loved.
Homer: Hmm, I'll need some beer...

Who's the rookie moron who started this thread when there was already an identical one going in Entertainment?

Oh, wait, it was me. D'oh!

Homer sings:

Doh! The thing...that buys my beer!
Ray! The guy who pours my beer!
Me! Myself...I drink dat beer!
Far! Long way to go for beer!
Sooo! I'll have another beer!
La! Let's have another beer!
Tea! No thanks I'm drinking beer!
And that brings us back to DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH!

Homer: Marge, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Wolfcastle: My eyes...the goggles do nothing!

Homer: "Mmm, sixty four slices of American cheese. Sixty four *haumph*, sixty three *haumf*...

...t..wo *haumph*...one *hau..mph*

Marge: Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?

Homer: I think I'm blind.

Mr. Burns falls from the ceiling

Ralph: I bent my wookie!

Krusty: "I heartily endorse this event or product."

Homer: "Beer, the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems"

*singing*

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

Duffman, can't breathe! Oh no!

Similar to kjroh's:
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer
Marge: A female deer

And, to all the steel workers of America, keep reachin' for that rainbow.

Homer: All work & no play makes homer, something, something

Marge: Go Crazy.

Homer: Don't mind if I do. blarghphs......

"In this house, we obey the laws of thermo-dynamics."

also

"Save me Jebus"

Guy: You like Thai?
Homer/Max Power!!!: Tie good, you like shirt?

good night. And don't let the bed bugs paralyze

Disco Stu does not advetise!!!

Homer: "I have misplaced my pants"

Homer: "...how do you deal with the pressures of being an intellectual?"
Lisa: "Oh, many ways, Tai Chi, Chai Tea, but sometimes i just go for a long walk"

From perhaps one of the best episodes (Behind the Laughter):
Homer: I just want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute.

Three words, "Super Nintendo Chalmers"

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Smithers: Mr. Burns, we need to start conserving electricity or else the whole city will black out.

Mr. Burns: Go ahead and turn off the power at the orphanage. Besides, who are the kids going to cry to, their parents?

After missing his nostril and hitting his eye instead,

Ralph: "That's it finger, you've betrayed me for the last time!"

Ralph then pulls out a pair of scissors.........

this is a letter dictated by Homer to help Bart break up with his teacher...

"Dear baby,

welcome to dumps-ville,

population.... u"