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Racer 11-03-2004 10:27 AM

Construction Crew
 
This will make you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew came in and began building a house on the empty lot. The family's 5-year-old daughter became interested in all the activity going on next-door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually, the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they took coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, the men presented her with a pay envelope, which contained $2.00.

The little girl took this home to her mother, who said all the appropriate words of admiration, and suggested that they take the money she received to the bank to start a savings account.

When they talked to the bank teller, she was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had earned her very own paycheck at such a young age. The child proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?

The little girl replied, "I will if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the fuckin' sheetrock."
:D

toverfie 11-03-2004 10:34 AM

gotta love that......I never saw it comin but will get a lot of mileage out of it......

Delvid 11-03-2004 10:45 AM

That is great.

SVT01Cobra 11-04-2004 01:18 AM

Hahaha, loved it! :thumbsup:

bullmoose 11-04-2004 06:25 AM

Thats a real "Knee Slapper", as we say here in Oklahoma.
I can relate, having started on a construction crew when I was 16.

Pfhorte 11-06-2004 03:13 PM

Boy I can just imagine the look on her Moms face :)

contain1 11-06-2004 03:33 PM

rofl.. kids are so darn cute.. aren't they..

witmol 11-06-2004 07:08 PM

:( I don't get it.

Racer 11-07-2004 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by witmol
:( I don't get it.

It's from the mouth of a five-year-old!

pimpercrobian 11-07-2004 06:11 PM

lol. thats pretty funny

pta200 11-10-2004 03:22 PM

Faannntastic!!

joeshoe 11-12-2004 09:00 PM

kids say the darndest things, hhehe

KinkyKiwi 11-15-2004 12:09 PM

awww cute!! - i also can relate living in manhattan and making friends with the construction crew at my building when i was 7 :)

carrot glace 11-16-2004 10:35 AM

that was great


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