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The wise man says...
The wise man says...
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger. Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. Elevator smell different to midget. Man who run behind car get exhausted. |
"Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."
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Wise man said, "Baseball is wrong; man with four balls can not walk."
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Man that stands on toilet is high on pot.
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man should not play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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It take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill
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Man who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key
Man who go through turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok. |
Man with hole in pocket feels cockey.
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see my sig
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It good meet girl in park, it better to park meat in girl. Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seat cause kids. :thumbsup: |
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
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Man who kisses girl's behind, get in chitty situation
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
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Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
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man who smokes pot, chokes on handle
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