Universal Laws
 

Some of them are absolutely true!

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair :
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to
itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop :
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

Kovac's Conundrum :
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an
engaged one.

Cannon's Karmic Law :
If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat
tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'brien's Variation Law :
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster
than the one you are in now.

Bell's Theorem :
When the body is immersed in water , the
telephone rings.

Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters :
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are
with
someone you don't want to be seen with.

Willoughbhy's Law :
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS :
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.

BREDA'S RULE :
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle
arrive
last.

OWEN'S LAW :
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.

HOWDEN'S LAW :
You remember you have to mail a letter only when
you're near the mailbox.

Will's Murphy's Laws:
The amount of rain is directly proportional to the distance from you to your umbrella.
If an apple falls out of a tree and hits you in the head, you still won't be as important as Newton.
A womans scorn is related to the quarter of the Raider's (or other football team's) game.
The amount of scratches on a CD or DVD are connected to the importance.

Those are originals. I hope they add to the post.