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mike2360 04-19-2003 09:26 PM

The Dr.
 
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic who was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands and said, "So doc, look at this engine, I open its heart, take valves out, fix them, put 'em back and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic, "try
doing it with the engine running."

GremlinDelirium 04-22-2003 01:56 PM

Never thought of that... very true

ratbastid 04-22-2003 01:59 PM

He's got a point!

RenegadeSoul 04-22-2003 03:26 PM

hmm, that would be difficult.

hotzot 04-22-2003 08:26 PM

good one!

BubblegumTeflon 04-23-2003 03:05 AM

Wow I guess the heart doctor has to be move pretty quickly then. Never thought about it.

guernzvt 04-23-2003 04:38 AM

brings things into perspective

GoldenOuroboros 04-23-2003 04:39 AM

lol
That's good that.. yet somewhat true :D

Orionath 04-23-2003 10:20 AM

Ah. The Devil's in the details.

f18_trackjet 04-23-2003 08:29 PM

that is a good one... that will bring a smile to the reader for sure... lol

Snakeyes 05-06-2003 04:31 PM

I don't get why people lean close to people and whisper things like that at the end of jokes. not only is it creepy, but if I thought of something that clever i'd yell it out to the whole repair shop

SirLance 05-06-2003 07:25 PM

Funny and true!

^LJ 05-06-2003 08:28 PM

LOL, I couldn't figure it out until the end! Good joke!

mirevolver 05-06-2003 09:27 PM

he has a good point

maximusveritas 05-06-2003 10:25 PM

smartass. i bet he got overcharged for that one.

creon 05-06-2003 11:51 PM

saw that one coming... good though

mturner333 05-07-2003 06:08 AM

Pretty Good one! Thanks

YELLOW450 05-07-2003 06:28 AM

Ha Ha, very nice answer, thanks!

Bassriff56 05-08-2003 08:59 AM

Thats really good, haha

scroungrat 05-08-2003 09:11 AM

hahahahaha...

zaiaz 05-08-2003 10:15 AM

Damn...Doctors always have a loophole somewhere.

outkast34 05-10-2003 01:50 PM

true...

cchris 05-11-2003 06:10 PM

Great comeback

uber1 05-11-2003 07:47 PM

good one, true!


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