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KinkyKiwi · 10-20-2004, 03:37 PM

"Doc," says Blonde Guy, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Blonde Guy.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Blonde Guy has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very
slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand.

Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Blonde Guy,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Blonde Guy stared at him in horror and screamed, "Oh NO. THAT'S the word!

zynyxx · 10-22-2004, 04:27 PM

All I can say is... OW!

usrbinboy · 10-23-2004, 08:15 AM

Holy crap. My balls hurt after reading that. Kinda funny but, yea, OW!

KinkyKiwi · 10-23-2004, 08:54 AM

lol sorry..welp from a blonde girls point of view its funny

halo456 · 10-23-2004, 09:49 AM

...holy crap, worst...mistake...ever...

Gortexfogg · 10-23-2004, 10:06 AM

Saw that coming...still funny though.

sadistikdreams · 10-24-2004, 08:27 PM

Hahaha. That's fabulous.

KinkyKiwi · 10-25-2004, 09:43 PM

thank you sadistik..lol at least someone gets my sense of humor..tho maybe i just find it funny because i don't have one...hehehe..i'm just learning how important they are to guys

10-20-2004, 03:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	blonde (male) joke "Doc," says Blonde Guy, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Blonde Guy. "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!" "I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor." "Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!" So Blonde Guy has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Blonde Guy,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised." Blonde Guy stared at him in horror and screamed, "Oh NO. THAT'S the word! __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

10-23-2004, 08:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
usrbinboy Tilted	Holy crap. My balls hurt after reading that. Kinda funny but, yea, OW! __________________ I'm somebody's fetish.

10-23-2004, 08:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	lol sorry..welp from a blonde girls point of view its funny __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

10-24-2004, 08:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Hahaha. That's fabulous. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

10-25-2004, 09:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	thank you sadistik..lol at least someone gets my sense of humor..tho maybe i just find it funny because i don't have one...hehehe..i'm just learning how important they are to guys __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

10-22-2004, 04:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
zynyxx Tilted	All I can say is... OW!

10-23-2004, 09:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
halo456 Crazy	...holy crap, worst...mistake...ever...

10-23-2004, 10:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Saw that coming...still funny though.