Q & A
 

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

Q. Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "lesbian".
A. It has been changed to "vagitarian".

Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the fridge and the stove.


what do you find inside a clean nose?
fingerprints.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

Q: If a tennis player gets tennis elbow, what does a gynecologist get?
A: Tunnel vision.

I loved the last one. An occupational hazard I could live with!

The dog joke was great.

I like the lesbian joke.

Glad

That bride joke is priceless...

Continuing to dredge up old good ones. This forum is too stale these days. You all need to be funnier like this post! :-p j/k

They were all funny. I thought about telling my wife the bride joke, but have reconsidered...

Hahahah, that one's good. Here we have a different definition for vagitarian. It's my friend who no longer eats meat because his girlfriend is a vegetarian.

A classic I haven't heard in awhile - Nice!!