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Old 04-19-2003, 09:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The job interview

Reaching the end of a job interview the Human Resources person asked a young engineer, who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting annual salary were you thinking about?"

The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000.00, depending on the benefits package, and I'd prefer to work only four days a week.."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a nice package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years ... say, a souped-up red Corvette?"

The engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it!"
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Old 04-19-2003, 09:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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hehe.
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Old 04-20-2003, 09:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2003, 09:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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stupid bastard!
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Old 04-21-2003, 09:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Hey! Whatcha laughing at? That's what I want too!
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Old 04-21-2003, 10:06 AM   #6 (permalink)
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nice one
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Old 04-21-2003, 12:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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sweet,stupid shit
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