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10-17-2004, 06:09 AM
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Action Joke
Melvin is out on the town having a great time dancing at the bar and finally decides that he had better start to look for someone to take home. Unfortunately he has left it a LOT too long and the only girl left is old Rosie in the corner.
He has had enough to drink that even old Rosie doesn't look THAT bad, so he goes over and asks her if she wants to go home with him. Rosie says "OK" They get home and Melvin asks Rosie if she would like another beer...and Rosie says "Sure" They are drinking the beer and Melvin asks Rosie.."Would you like to go to bed with me?" Rosie says "Sure" They get started and Melvin asks Rosie..."Do you want to do a 69" Rosie says "Sure" So they get started........(now here is the action part..for Melvin, take two fingers and make a "V" and rub them up and down on both sides of your nose) Mevin says to Rosie "Rosie, Did you know that a Cheetah can run over 70 miles and hour?"... Rosie replies...(action...take two or three fingers and insert them in your mouth and move them back and forth while talking) Rosie replies.."No, I didn't know that!" and keeps doing her part.... Melvin then says...(complete with actions)..."And did you know that there are only 5000 of those Cheetaahs left in the whole world?" Rosie replies (with actions)..."no, I didn't know that either....why are you interested in all of this anyway?" To which Melvin replies......"Well Rosie,...Did you know that you have a page from National Geographic stuck to your ASS?" |
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