a nun joke
 

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the bus at the next stop.

When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you". The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and pray's to God. If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are god and you could command her to have sex with you.

The hippie decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun showed up, while she was in the middle of praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD" I have heard your prayers and I will answer them BUT, first you must have sex with me. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun.

After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts "Ha, Ha Ha I'm the hippie!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts "Ha Ha Ha I'm the bus driver!"

Excellent! I did not see that one coming.

Ha,ha! Damn hippies.

Didn't see it coming thanks for sharing.

hahahah thats good... didn't see that coming...

I'm trying to get past the visual of the guy looking at a hairy ass and thinking it belonged to a fuckable nun

I am trying to get past the term fuckable nun.

Haha, that's a great one.

Years ago it was a cab driver

Who'd have thought, lol.

Funny, but I saw it coming. ;)

I know that joke, but it still brings a smile to my face.

Reminds me of a similar joke:

A nun steps into a cab and every so often the cab driver looks at her through the rear veiw mirror, after a while the cab driver says, "i hope you don't find this offensive but my biggest fantasy is to be sucked off by a nun", the nun turns around and says, "i don't find it offensive, but i only have 2 requirements, you have to be single and catholic", the cab driver says, "yes i am", she says ok and tells him to pull over into the nearest back alley.

When the nun has finished giving him oral pleasure, the cab driver starts to laugh in her face, he says,"ha ha i tricked you, I'm really married and jewish!" The nun then turns around and says,"Ha ha that's ok, my real names Bob and I'm going to a fancy dress party!"

didn't see that coming ahahahahahaha

lol made me smile :)

That's funny stuff!

Good stuff. It moves very quickly too.

Suprisingly, I DIDN'T see that coming. Funny!