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mike2360 04-19-2003 09:09 PM

there was this blond
 
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

MexicanOnABike 04-19-2003 09:14 PM

jeee!

oane 04-19-2003 11:09 PM

ummm

CSflim 04-20-2003 02:58 AM

Hahahahaha!!! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

RaZ 04-20-2003 06:01 AM

Heh, nice.

ShadowWraith 04-20-2003 08:34 AM

hahaha, total classic.

MyFakeAccount 04-20-2003 09:23 AM

hahahah nice one

Recoil 04-20-2003 10:53 AM

hehehe very nice

Liquor Dealer 04-28-2003 04:45 PM

I think I know her! I think she used to work at my place.

hotzot 04-28-2003 05:46 PM

funny

cchris 04-28-2003 05:48 PM

Ha ha
good one

Eviltree 04-28-2003 06:49 PM

nice

arael 04-28-2003 07:39 PM

Blond jokes are always funny!

Destrox 05-16-2003 04:45 PM

i remember this lil goodie from the tfp3.0

crackpot 05-16-2003 07:14 PM

Cute joke, those darned blondes...
Thanks for posting it <b>mike</b>!

MikeyChalupa 05-17-2003 07:42 AM

Good thing the sign wasn't turned around to say "Maid Service" or she'd have cleaned the hallway...

-Mikey

Bobdoler 05-19-2003 11:01 AM

lol.

legolas 05-19-2003 11:24 AM

wow, a blond joke a haven't heard. lol

scansinboy 05-19-2003 09:00 PM

As told to me by a pilot friend of mine:

What do you call a pregnant stewardess?

Pilot Error.

MexicanOnABike 05-19-2003 09:35 PM

hehe

krazykemist 05-21-2003 03:42 AM

Lol. Pilot Error. hehe

riptide4070 05-21-2003 07:19 AM

blonde jokes are always funny!

Slims 08-23-2003 04:59 PM

That's awfull.


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